March 2011
i can't wait to get married
youremyguidinglight:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
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Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: The talkative twins finally get a proper translation. How do I know this translation is accurate? I asked a baby, and he confirmed it.
[collegehumor.]
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