Naturalness is the easiest thing in the world to acquire, if you will forget...– Dale Carnegie (via littlemiss)
Rule number one: Everything changes. Rule number two: You have to change with it.
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Love her, love her, love her! If she favours you, love her. If she wounds you,...– Charles Dickens (via alex-lately) (via ipictureyouinthesun)
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I less than three you….. (I < 3 you)
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Honestly, you’re 14, and I’m sure you’ve heard it before, but this is shit you shouldn’t worry about when you’re that young. If she lives you, so fucking what? There will ALWAYS be better people to take her place. If you want to get rid of it, that’s your choice, and again, something you’ll have to live with. You ain’t crazy.
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If this is a person with a real problem, I’m very sorry, but it’s a decision you made, so you have to live with it. That doesn’t mean your life’s fucked up, just means you have to deal with it and move on. You ain’t crazy.
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Amputee porn is just a bit of armless fun
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You're really breathtaking. Very pretty smile ;)
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One of the great themes that runs through poetry, all poetry, and I think is one...– W.S. Merwin (via declasse) (via madeofglass)
You are the most dangerous kind of female the world can ever know. You carry the...– V.C. Andrews, from “Fallen Hearts” (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes, sublimistika, saturnrising) (via airwalker) (via leprintemps) (via dactylographie) (via jaune) (via bienenkiste) (via danaealexandra) This terrifies me…is this who I’ve become?
Do you lactate coffee?
Only when you hide the coffee pot. You ain’t crazy.
If you could become any fictional character, who...
God/ You ain’t crazy.
Love set you going like a fat gold watch.– from Sylvia Plath’s Morning Song. And one of the best opening lines to a poem. Ever. (via revawilliams) (via damadesign) (via colorfieldsandwagonwheels)
The only way out is through.– Robert Frost (via quote-book)