April 2010
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A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose...
Geez, deep stuffz! I’m not sure…it sounds to me like none of them are safe for him. But then again, I’m not in the mood to REALLY think on this one. Enlighten me!
You ain’t crazy.
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Who's the most overrated actor?
Hmmm…Megan Fox. Any bitch could get paid to stand around looking stupid and slutty.
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Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the...
Fly, always.
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If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
I don’t think I would…celebrities usually have ginormous egos, and that’s a ginormous turn off.
You ain’t crazy.
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BOOM! All up in yo face with an erection. In...
You’re my dog that I lost last year, aren’t you? Bella, I always knew you’d come back home!
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I've gawt a pawpsicle, pawpsicle, pawpsicle,
I've...
I wish you could see how hard I’m laughing right now. WHO ARE YOU??? I LOVE YOU!!! We should have a threesome with Spongebob.
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Aaww, how sweet. You're so humble about your...
Pshhh. Everyone knows the best place to play anything with a Milf is Disneland. There, you’ve got your childhood dreams AND your adult fantasies!
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Do ya luv meh? Are you playin' your luuuv games,...
Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?
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I'm going to write a poem about you. It will...
That’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me. Let’s get married in Vegas!
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Srsly. There's, like, a flood of booty-hounds up...
Geez, I don’t know. I’m not all that grand.
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who are you?
I am the walrus. Koo koo ka choo!
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Why are you so damn bomb-digitty fresh, Kimmies??
Because when I went to college, I smoked weed everyday, I cheated every test, and snorted all the yay! Please tell me you know what that’s from.
You ain’t crazy.
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What's your fav sex position?
Why are people so intent on asking me this?
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What's your favorite movie quote?
Oh mayne, I have so many! Can the whole script from “American Beauty” be my favorite?
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Are you aware that there are a great many people...
I wasn’t, but now I’m fully aware. Thanks, I’ll forget as soon as possible!
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depends how
Depends, like the diapers.
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“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of...”
– ~ Jane Austen (via rememo) (via gatekeeper)
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if we were to fuck what would position would you...
That depends on a lot of things.
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“For me, growth begins immediately after I am able to admit my mistakes and...”
– Kimberly Kirberger (via quote-book)
“The best present you can give anyone isn’t plushies or other temporary stuff....”
– Kevin Clemente (via quote-book)
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i have one question. what is up?
I have one response: About to go to bedtown.
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I'M AROUSED!
Kevin, I’m pretty sure this is you. And even if it’s not, it’s okay, because I’m always aroused!
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would you like to date me?
Hahaha, I would like to laugh because this is anonymous, so there’s no way I can answer this. But probably not.
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“There are no ‘good’ or ‘bad’ people. Some are a little better or a little worse...”
– Tennessee Williams (submitted by AznxxNugget) (via quote-book)
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a...”
– Albert Einstein | Submitted by: beyoutifulllx (via quote-book)
This is what change means. I am walking away from your house for the last time with my favorite book in my hand. You are inside with a girl who is not me, and you are both drunk, laughing on the floor. “Let’s Stay Friends” doesn’t really work for me the way it works for you, so I’ll deal with nothing. There are hardly any tears in my eyes this time, and I’m...
plights & gripes: Reputation →
You know, you have a reputation here. She cocks an eyebrow, polite & severe. You do realize that, right? Very queer, and passing by you every day enraged we confess: we find you every bit as staged as your art, not honest & true like ours. You think you’re in another league, and yours …
talesofbraveulysses-deactivated asked: Hey. A truly great response to that last formspring question that was asked. The first thing I read this morning.
Keep it real :)
peace
Keep it real :)
peace
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Girl, you rule. Who cares who "approves" of shit?...
Hahaha, I know, right? It makes me giggle a bit inside. Quesadillas are my life. I want to be a quesadilla farmer when I grow up.
You ain’t crazy.
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DID YOU HEAR!? Brandon and Colin are dead because...
I heard! I heard Sarah made them drive into the ditch, and they ate hot pockets!
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So, I pooped on a popsicle and named it Maurice....
You did? You’re my hero, and you just made up for that shitty ass comment/question I just answered. Let’s go play hide and seek in an abandoned concentration camp!
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Are you feeling alright lately? You seem to be...
Haha, okay. Am I feeling alright lately? Well, let’s see…nope. I’m not. But I don’t give a fuck. I’m living my life, and just pushing through the best I can. And as far as you changing your opinion of me, or of anyone approving, I could care less. Have fun changing your opinion, I’ll have fun keeping mine the way it is. I don’t have to justify myself to...
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Who fingered your bung hole last night?
Probably Brandon or Colin. Pics to prove.
You ain’t crazy.
