If you were stranded on a desert island would you..A)build a shelter? or..B)hide jagged broken seashells in your anus so the merpeople dont find them and use them to make mer-meth?
I would:
C ) Let my feces harden in the sun, and craft it into a raft so I could sail to safety.
Will you fly me to the moon and back?
Depends on who you are. But probably.
(253): so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
(1-253): because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing ‘la cucaracha’
(253): no more ever clear
It’s going to be a great night.
You, love, and I,
(He whispers) you and I,
And if no more than only you and I
What care you or I?
Counting the beats,
Counting the slow heart beats,
The bleeding to death of time in slow heart beats,
Wakeful they lie.
Cloudless day,
Night, and a cloudless day;
Yet the huge storm will burst upon their heads one day
From a bitter sky.
Where shall we be,
(She whispers) where shall we be,
When death strikes home, O where then shall we be
Who were you and I?
Not there but here,
(He whispers) only here,
As we are, here, together, now and here,
Always you and I.
Counting the beats,
Counting the slow heart beats,
The bleeding to death of time in slow heart beats,
Wakeful they lie.Robert Graves (1895–1985)
Do you prefer circumcised>uncircumcised?
Uncircumsised peepee’s look funny. Butttt, it really doesn’t matter, if you like the person you’re doing it with.
and honestly, I wasn’t impressed at all. All the CGI, and the fact that almost nothing gets resolved really got to me. Plus, it was so over the top cheesy, I almost went all Junior High mode in that theater and started making gagging noises.
I’m willing to give the book a try, but seriously world, get better fucking taste in movies.
